Good (and corny) Jokes

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Post in this topic if you know any good jokes, whether they be Star Wars, Lego, or random jokes.

What is like a rancor's horn?

His other horn!

Pretty cheesy I know..... Can you do any better?

How about a riddle?


Thirty white horses on a red hill.
First they champ, then they stamp,
then they stand still.


What is the answer?

Easy, teeth in the mouth.

Does that even make sense? ... Oh, I get it. The horses do that with their teeth.

Use correct spelling. T_C

No, the horses are supposed to be teeth and the red hill is the tongue.

I get it now.
Very Funny (Mabey)

CBM

the_customizer wrote:

Easy, teeth in the mouth.

Yep, you are right. I got that from Lord of the Rings.

The answer is teeth (white horses) and gums (red hill).

Yes Funny.
What happens whee T_C and DC get mad?
CBM

I don't know! And I am T_C.

can I post some of my comics here? i made a few really good ones

Ok, this is a funny joke. Say Im a man after each sentence I'll put.

1. You go to a bar.
2. You see this hot girl.
3. You take her to you'r apartment.
4. You get on a bed.
5. She whispers to you.

stormtroopertj wrote:

Ok, this is a funny joke. Say Im a man after each sentence I'll put.

1. You go to a bar.
2. You see this hot girl.
3. You take her to you'r apartment.
4. You get on a bed.
5. She whispers to you.

I've heard that one, and another that's kinda like that, but i cant remember how it goes

A Cuban boy named Jose goes to the States to see a baseball game with his Uncle. He gets a bloody nose seat. He can't see, so he climbs up onto a pole. When he gets back home to Cuba, his mom asked him how the game was. He says:
"It was great Mom! All the Americans got up, turned to me, and said:"
"Jose can you see?

It's better when told in person.

^I don't get that joke!^

The national anthem...
"Oh, say can you see?"
Jose can you see?
Get it now?

cralegoboy wrote:

A Cuban boy named Jose goes to the States to see a baseball game with his Uncle. He gets a bloody nose seat. He can't see, so he climbs up onto a pole. When he gets back home to Cuba, his mom asked him how the game was. He says:
"It was great Mom! All the Americans got up, turned to me, and said:"
"Jose can you see?

It's better when told in person.

Haha! that's a good one!

Okay, so there was this guy, and he slipped on some cheese. AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! (jk)

aquabug1998 wrote:

Okay, so there was this guy, and he slipped on some cheese. AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! (jk)

That does not make any sense.

That's the point.

How is it not appropriate?

Never mind that, I edited it, so we are fine now.

Good thing I wasn't around at the time... but anyways, here's my joke:

Why did the toys crossed the road? To get to the chicken on the other side!

Actually, it's a quite famous movie quote...

That was from Toy Story 2 right?

Yes, it's from Toy Story 2.

Lol yeah, I have heard that before.

How do ducks fly?

With wings!



Ok, that was awful... I MADE IT UP!

That was a beautiful joke.

That was a joke... so laugh!

What were Niel Armstrong's actual first words on the moon?

One small step for man, and a few more steps for my pet gerbil

Thats a good one!

If Mars Bars are made on Mars, and Milkyway Bars are made in the Milky Way, where are Malteasers made?


In a Malteaser factory of course!

Darth Side-Of-Fries wrote:

Good thing I wasn't around at the time... but anyways, here's my joke:

Why did the toys crossed the road? To get to the chicken on the other side!

Actually, it's a quite famous movie quote...

That's from Toystory right?

Yes, take to him I will. Yes yes! But now, we must eat... come.

Oh, umm... what's green, hairy, and umm... green? Dunno, but I find it crawling on your back...

^^^I don't get that joke!^^^

Ive got a good one, ok ok, since micheal jackson's body was 95% plastic when he died they melted his body bown to make legos so that little boys could play with him for a change.

:lol: BEAT THAT!!! :lol:

I'd rather beat IT :lol: - Fith

Never heard that one before...