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Darth Caedus

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PostSubject: Good (and corny) Jokes   Good (and corny) Jokes - Page 6 Icon_minitimeTue Dec 15, 2009 10:57 am
First topic message reminder :

Post in this topic if you know any good jokes, whether they be Star Wars, Lego, or random jokes.

What is like a rancor's horn?

His other horn! Good (and corny) Jokes - Page 6 Icon_pirat

Pretty cheesy I know..... Can you do any better?
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Good (and corny) Jokes - Page 6 Icon_minitimeFri Mar 05, 2010 1:25 pm
Lol yeah, I have heard that before.

How do ducks fly?

With wings!



Ok, that was awful... I MADE IT UP! Good (and corny) Jokes - Page 6 831710 Razz
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That was a beautiful joke. Good (and corny) Jokes - Page 6 Icon_sad

That was a joke... so laugh! Good (and corny) Jokes - Page 6 Icon_twisted
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What were Niel Armstrong's actual first words on the moon?

One small step for man, and a few more steps for my pet gerbil
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Good (and corny) Jokes - Page 6 Icon_minitimeSat Mar 06, 2010 1:18 am
Thats a good one!

If Mars Bars are made on Mars, and Milkyway Bars are made in the Milky Way, where are Malteasers made?


In a Malteaser factory of course!
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Good (and corny) Jokes - Page 6 Icon_minitimeSat Mar 06, 2010 9:09 am
Darth Side-Of-Fries wrote:
Good thing I wasn't around at the time... but anyways, here's my joke:

Why did the toys crossed the road? To get to the chicken on the other side! Razz

Actually, it's a quite famous movie quote... Razz
That's from Toystory right?
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Yes, take to him I will. Yes yes! But now, we must eat... come. Yoda

Oh, umm... what's green, hairy, and umm... green? Dunno, but I find it crawling on your back...


Last edited by Darth Side-Of-Fries on Sat Mar 06, 2010 10:48 am; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Adding joke... who knows what could happen...)
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^^^I don't get that joke!^^^
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PostSubject: Re: Good (and corny) Jokes   Good (and corny) Jokes - Page 6 Icon_minitimeWed Mar 10, 2010 2:49 pm
Ive got a good one, ok ok, since micheal jackson's body was 95% plastic when he died they melted his body bown to make legos so that little boys could play with him for a change.

:lol: BEAT THAT!!! :lol:

I'd rather beat IT :lol: - Fith
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Never heard that one before... Good (and corny) Jokes - Page 6 Icon_rolleyes
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I heard ot once... uhh... from him... Rolling Eyes
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